Santa's Having a Heart Attack

A little something for Christmas...

https://suno.com/song/3cfe52ce-bae4-4e26-bb48-db12aa73dae9

SANTA'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Santa's having a heart attack

Coming down that chimney

Santa's having a heart attack

That sack of toys was too heavy

Santa's having a heart attack

Now he's covered in soot and crawling from the fireplace

 to die under the Christmas tree

[Verse 2]

Santa's having a heart attack

But the reindeer don't know CPR

Yeah, he's having a heart attack

Even Rudolph's nose can't make his heart 

start

He's having a heart attack

His bloated body will be the sole memory 

of Christmas morning under that tree

[Verse 3]

You see, Santa's heart could not survive the stress of Christmas Day

So many toys to deliver, it's so DAMN hard to drive that sleigh

All the greedy children wanting presents along the way

He had a heart attack in the U.S.A.

[Verse 4]

Santas Having a heart attack

He started shouting at the elves

They kept eating all the candy canes and

 those toys don't make themselves!

He's Having a heart attack

Now the sleigh bells stopped ringing, 

the choir stopped singing, 

the cookies sit uneaten on the shelves

[Outro]

It's gonna be a sad day for boys and girls all over the world

'Cause Santa's having a heart attack

Coming down that chimney

He's having a heart attack

He got stuck and blocked that smoke you see

And his beard will catch on fire and burn his red suit and 

make it harder for the elves to retrieve his body

(Ho, ho, ho)

(Oh, oh, oh)

On Donner, on Blitzen, on Comet, on Cupid, on 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh