Outlaw On Probation

https://suno.com/song/c113acd7-dd95-4a10-82bc-cd1bbb8a3405v5

Verse 1

I ain’t robbin’ banks, I’m robbin’ sleep

Coffee pot’s my biggest beef

Sheriff laughed at my mugshot grin

Said, “Son, don’t quit your day job—win”

Rebel bike with a squeaky chain

Helmet’s pink, don’t say my name

I look mean ‘til the neon shows

I’m countin’ change for tacos to go

Pre-Chorus

Mama says I’m dangerous

To leftovers after eight

I run from trouble every time

‘Cept when it’s on my plate

Chorus

I’m an outlaw—kinda, sorta, maybe

Wild as a porch swing, mean as gravy

Wanted poster says HANDLE WITH CARE

Reward’s a coupon and a folding chair

Yeah I run real hard… to the mailbox

Livin’ on the edge of the cul-de-sac

I’m an outlaw, laugh if you want

I ain’t wanted—just mildly frowned upon

Verse 2

Tattoo’s fake but the regret’s real

Got a tough-guy walk with a grocery deal

I drink whiskey—mostly ice

Doc said “easy,” I said “twice?”

Broke the law, parked too long

Ticket said “Nice try,” moved along

I talk real big for a man who knows

Ten o’clock’s when the danger goes

Pre-Chorus

I ain’t feared in any town

Just tolerated real well

Bartender knows exactly when

To cut me off and save me from myself

Chorus

I’m an outlaw—kinda, sorta, maybe

Wild as a porch swing, mean as gravy

Wanted poster says HANDLE WITH CARE

Reward’s a coupon and a folding chair

Yeah I run real hard… to the mailbox

Livin’ on the edge of the cul-de-sac

I’m an outlaw, laugh if you want

I ain’t wanted—just mildly frowned upon

Bridge

I don’t ride with a gang

Just me and my dog

He won’t bite—but he will judge

If you step on the rug

Final Chorus (Lift)

I’m an outlaw—kinda, sorta, maybe

Bad to the bone with a bed-time, baby

If danger calls, I let it ring

Got a wild side—but it needs caffeine

Yeah I live real fast… in second gear

Rebel with a cause called “health insurance fear”

I’m an outlaw, legends get it wrong

I ain’t wanted—just mildly frowned upon

Outro

Yeah I ain’t wanted…

Just mildly frowned upon