Jesus Will Have to Email Me
https://suno.com/song/a4cec9dd-7e9f-4b84-bfaf-bb1a66fb2526
Verse 1
If the sky falls tomorrow morning
And the angels hit “send all”
If the trumpet sounds at midnight
And the saints get the call
Don’t expect me to see the headlines
Or the breaking scroll on TV
I don’t keep up with the madness
Of what the world’s supposed to be
Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No cable shows in eternity
No anchors selling misery
If the world ends suddenly
Jesus will have to email me
Verse 2
They say the end times are trending
Every other Tuesday night
Some preacher on a podcast
Saying judgment’s in sight
But heaven ain’t subscribed
To every rumor that we start
God’s got bigger things to manage
Than the panic in our hearts
Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No cable shows in eternity
No anchors selling misery
If the world ends suddenly
Jesus will have to email me
Bridge
Maybe Gabriel’s got Wi-Fi
Up there past the clouds
Maybe heaven’s quiet office
Far away from shouting crowds
No politics, no headlines
No breaking tragedy
Just a simple message saying
“Son, it’s time to come with Me”
Final Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No fear channels on eternity
No panic running free
If heaven needs to reach old me
Jesus will have to email me
Last edited by bennash; Yesterday at 01:15 PM.
Comments
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screwed if you're an atheist :)
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ha ha ha , Well just pretend you believe God won't know
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Nice one, i like it.
perfect style/ sound for this song. 💪
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ha ha email me
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Ay! Elvis!!
Perhaps Jesus is immersed in some role-playing game and has developed a winning mentality, that's why he doesn't attend to the hotel guests, even though we pay for everything, and dearly.
We are nothing, not even to ourselves, because as I tell you this, I am already a thing of the past.
Mora
Viva España!
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Well you're still alive and were not nailed to a cross, I guess ha hung on there and said " I'm having a real bad today " Before vanishing to Hotel California in the sky.
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A prayer for modern times!
Like that tongue in cheek attitude. 😁
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Yeah don't watch the news
thanks
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Won't he have to text you these days.... Most people I know these days wouldn't read their Emails....
Needless Elvis this does sound good, I like it.
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@Tex Gosh, never thought reading emails would make me a dinosaur!! 😁
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Owen, I guess I'm old school too...still have a flip phone...don't text much either...😎
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Naw emails are still a big part of things , But sure texts would have worked on this also
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