No Sense of Humor Disease

https://suno.com/song/c12e71fc-7d82-490a-8936-4fe939f75ea7

Verse 1

Used to bust a joke at the end of the bar

Now they look at you like you went too far

Can’t laugh at a scar, can’t laugh at a bruise

Everybody’s mad, nobody’s amused

Say the wrong word, ring the wrong bell

Suddenly you’re headed straight to hell

Everybody talks like a loaded gun

Nobody remembers how to have fun

Chorus

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Can’t bend, can’t break, can’t laugh, can’t tease

Thin skin nation, walkin’ on eggshell streets

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Verse 2

Used to laugh at life when it kicked us down

Now they take offense just hearin’ a sound

Jokes got tried in a court of blame

Execution by headline, trial by shame

Everybody preachin’ like they’re clean

Pointin’ fingers through a phone screen

Smiles are rare, laughs are brief

Everybody sick, nobody’s free

Chorus

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Can’t bend, can’t break, can’t laugh, can’t tease

Thin skin nation, walkin’ on eggshell streets

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Bridge

I ain’t sayin’ pain’s a punchline joke

But if you can’t laugh, you’re gonna choke

Life’s a mess, it don’t play fair

If humor dies, what’s left to spare?

Verse 3

Doctors say it spreads real fast

From the comment section to the past

Prescription says “Don’t offend no one”

Side effects include never havin’ fun

I’ll take my chances, I’ll risk the crime

Smilin’ through the hard damn times

If laughin’s wrong, I plead my case

I’d rather laugh than lose my face

Final Chorus

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Can’t bend, can’t break, can’t laugh, can’t tease

If this is progress, keep it from me

Everybody caught no sense of humor disease

Outro

Yeah I might be sick, but I’m still free

Laughin’ at the world while it laughs at me