Them Ancient Aliens
Domd
New Jersey
When you reach the point of watching that show, and realizing they are all full of shite. It gets to a point where every question ever proposed must have ancient aliens as the cause. The worst part is they put that in the history channel, so initially you think they're legit. Wrote this pretty fast, and really off the cuff, just blurting out a sketch of all their theories.
Sarcasm...
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=15049118
Now, nobody knows who made the stones
that built the structure to hold the bones
and showed the stars between the cracks
when folks get lost to help them back
One thing for sure it wasn't no man
with ape like features who roamed the land
with rocks for tools and minds of fools
to give The King space for the jewels
It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
The Bible speaks of distant geeks
nothin better to do than act like freaks
and spray the sky with fire flies
disguised as Gods them girls and guys
Sanskrit texts of flying machines
Goliath and Bigfoot too many have seen
Hopis and Sunis and Pisco Peru
Christopher Columbus saw some of them too
It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
They stole our genetics and DNA
them alien women
must have mad T and A
It was them Ancient Aliens
crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
Sarcasm...
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=15049118
Now, nobody knows who made the stones
that built the structure to hold the bones
and showed the stars between the cracks
when folks get lost to help them back
One thing for sure it wasn't no man
with ape like features who roamed the land
with rocks for tools and minds of fools
to give The King space for the jewels
It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
The Bible speaks of distant geeks
nothin better to do than act like freaks
and spray the sky with fire flies
disguised as Gods them girls and guys
Sanskrit texts of flying machines
Goliath and Bigfoot too many have seen
Hopis and Sunis and Pisco Peru
Christopher Columbus saw some of them too
It was them Ancient Aliens
them crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
They stole our genetics and DNA
them alien women
must have mad T and A
It was them Ancient Aliens
crazy Ancient Aliens
when all else fails with your ifs and whens
just blame it on the Ancient Aliens
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@domd - you must have seen the episode where George Noory of Coast to Coast that tried to make a convincing argument that the pyramids were built by aliens :)
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I think the episode that made me say enough was the Jesus was an alien, cause he had levitation powers to walk on water, and healing powers that were unworldly. And raised back into space after it all
Crazy shit man. But it must be fun to watch while drunk0 -
Suitably trippy music! And yet that chorus is very singable...
There are no lack of wild theories about aliens! Kind of wish there were some about. Maybe we could learn something from them!
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@RainyDayMan
Thanks. I was on board with some of their ideas, till I realized it was all about money.
And it's easy to have theories about thousands of years ago when there is no way to disprove it.
Lol yeah maybe they were already destroyed by AI!0 -
Be careful of what you wish for :).. There is a line in song called Pets by Pornos of Pyros, where it says, we'll make great pets :)
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Unexpected changes, nice intro and nice vibe. Strange mix but I love it. Lyrics are really deep, dangerous for some minds like mine hahah Good one @Domd
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