Wishing I'd Never Been Born
Just having a little fun with meself, this ditty is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. That said, have FUN with it!
WISHING I’D NEVER BEEN BORN
[Verse 1]
Marked at birth as trouble
Trouble became my middle name
Put up for adoption
My mother would never be the same
[Verse 2]
They say I cried and rocked a lot
Rocking back an’ forth
Well, what the hell would you have done
Wishing ya’d never been born?
[Chorus]
Wishing I’d never been born
Wishing I’d never been born
From my mother, I was torn
Wishing I’d never been born
[Verse 3]
As a wee-one, I was a lone-wolf
Pretty much as I am today
“There Was A Crooked Man”
On my record player, I’d play
[Verse 4]
At the age of eleven or so
I ran away for the very first time
Whether I was running to or from
Like reason without rhyme
[Chorus]
Wishing I’d never been born
Wishing I’d never been born
From my mother, I was torn
Wishing I’d never been born
woo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
[Verse 5]
And I suppose at this moment
Six decades or so since then
“There Was A Crooked Man”
Made me a crooked old hen
[Chorus 2x]
Wishing I’d never been born
Wishing I’d never been born
From my mother, I was torn
Wishing I’d never been born
[Verse 6]
Well, I hope this ditty brought a smile
Or, at least a chuckle or two
‘Cuz what the hell are we living for
If we can’t find a way to pull through?
woo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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