Nobodys As Perfect As Me

ElvisNash

https://suno.com/song/825288d4-a492-485d-b889-754a6bc4a1f9Verse 1

I judge your diet, judge your boots

Judge your dog, judge your truth

Judge your sign, your politics

Like I don’t panic in a CVS

I judge your voice, say “tone it down”

While yelling at a Walmart clown

I judge your life like it’s a test

Then cheat and still act impressed

Pre-Chorus

I got standards I don’t meet

Got advice I never keep

I don’t need mirrors, they’re rude

I prefer judging you

Chorus

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

I’m flawless in theory

Yeah right… painfully

Self-aware, allegedly

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

(beat)

…that’s the problem — I really believe it

Verse 2

I judge your job, your car, your rent

Like I ain’t one bill from bent

I judge your plans, say “aim too small”

From a couch that’s seen it all

I judge your kids, say “raise ’em right”

Then block my family every night

I judge your dreams like they’re a joke

Then blame the world when mine go broke

Pre-Chorus

I got morals I explain

Real flexible when I’m to blame

I don’t need truth, I don’t need proof

I just woke up in a judging mood

Chorus

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

I critique professionally

Yeah right… front row seat

For everybody else’s defeat

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

(beat)

…that’s the problem — I really believe it

Bridge

Then I catch my face in a bathroom light

See every flaw in HD white

Say “that’s different,” fix my hair

Case dismissed — court adjourned there

Final Chorus

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

Crown fits comfortably

Yeah right… king of irony

Judge, jury, hypocrisy

Yeah right… nobody’s perfect as me

(beat)

…that’s the problem — I really believe it

Outro / Tag

I’m not arrogant…

I’m just confident I’m right.

Tex

Yeah...every time I look into the merrow, I get better looking...

Nice job Elvis

ElvisNash

Very true , I do that Judge people , Then say to myself , Yeah nobody's as perfect as you , which farlest from the truth . lol

Well can't spell this morning , far lest ? . Farthest . Still looks funny , sound it out , nope that never works ,, farthest. Yup thats it . What a odd looking word

MuskieBait44

great song, love the beat/ rhythm. Chorus fits well with the "yeah right" backing vocal.

Nailed it🔥💪

ElvisNash

ha ha ha , Needed the , Yeah right

MoraAmaroLaLoba

Yeah right, by itself can be an entire son hahaha. Love lyrics and Suno version Elvis

ElvisNash

Without Ambition and drive , you can be the smartest person on the planet , Does you know good