The song idea all started with Toney's latest car insurance bill, went up $150 in one clip; no accidents nor infractions. Any comments, suggestions are welcome.

For a listen ==> https://soundcloud.com/reneelachapelle/greedy-sum-guns

GREEDY SUM-GUNS

V1

Well, you know this country is run by banks and corporations

Nickel and dimin’ us on top ‘a all the rules and regulations

Now, I got my automobile insurance bill today

A hundred-fifty bucks more and all I do is pay an’ pay

[Chorus]

Those greedy sum-guns always puttin’ me in a deeper hole

Greedy sum-guns like the Devil, they ain’t got no soul

And I’m done listenin’ to their leave you high-an’-dry policies

Those greedy sum-guns need to become bygone history

V2

Took a little trip to the grocery store, twenty bucks more than the week before

Now, the county tax collector, he’s ‘a knockin’ down my door

And I got a stack ‘a doctor bills, I’ll be dead before I can pay

Then they'll take my kids’ inheritance; that's the American way

[Chorus]

Those greedy sum-guns always puttin’ me in a deeper hole

Greedy sum-guns like the Devil, they ain’t got no soul

And I’m done listenin’ to their leave you high-an’-dry policies

Those greedy sum-guns need to become bygone history

V3

And I’m prayin’ for the day when the pyramid topples to the ground

Prayin’ for the day the one-percent can no longer be found

‘Cuz there’s enough gold and Bitcoin to go around for everyone

And I heard it through the grapevine the dirty rats are on the run

[Chorus]

Those greedy sum-guns always puttin’ me in a deeper hole

Greedy sum-guns like the Devil, they ain’t got no soul

And I’m done listenin’ to their leave you high-an’-dry policies

Those greedy sum-guns need to become bygone history

[Music]

[Chorus]

Those greedy sum-guns always puttin’ me in a deeper hole

Greedy sum-guns like the Devil, they ain’t got no soul

And I’m done listenin’ to their leave you high-an’-dry policies

Those greedy sum-guns need to become bygone

Bygone

Bygone history!

© 2025 Toney Wright & Renee La Chapelle – All Rights Reserved

For a listen ===> https://soundcloud.com/reneelachapelle/6-billion-eggs

6-BILLION EGGS!

Twenty-two million chickens

Slaughtered in two months

At three hundred eggs per year laid by each

The numbers can’t help adding up:

[Chorus]

Six-billion eggs

Six-billion eggs

For the year, six-billion eggs wiped from the face of the earth

Oooh-oooh, Oooh, oooh

So much for cheap protein

The protein of the poor

Pretty soon there could be no more cakes and cookies

At your local grocery store

Now, the USDA

Has ‘conditionally’ approved

The injection of chickens with mRNA

A surefire way to get the snake venom in you!

[Chorus]

Six-billion eggs

Six-billion eggs

For the year, six-billion eggs wiped from the face of the earth

Oooh-oooh, Oooh, oooh

And Trumpet and RFK

Ain’t done one damn thing about it

Rather screw around with junk food and food stamps

We’re being fleeced; don’t you doubt it!

And at twenty-five bucks a head

Small farmers are sellin’ out

The surviving chickens to be injected with mRNA

And Big Pharm getting richer, no doubt!

[Chorus]

Six-billion eggs

I said, six-billion eggs

For the year, six-billion eggs wiped from the face of the earth

Oooh-oooh, Oooh, oooh

And they say the Bird Flu comes from wild birds

But that’s some boldface lie

‘Cuz I ain’t seen one wild bird here, there or anywhere

Fallin’ from the big beautiful sky!

[Chorus]

Six-billion eggs

Six-billion eggs

For the year, six-billion eggs wiped from the face of the earth

Oooh-oooh, Oooh, oooh

© 2025 Renee La Chapelle – All Rights Reserved