The Molar song
Art
Ohio
Just for fun I’m sharing this song it is a true event happened some time ago
The Molar song
I have the best dentists his name is Dr. Jim
He keeps me smiling and wants me to stay trim
There's a poster in his office that explains if you eat slower
Your waist line will be so much smaller
So I had to call the office my jaw was sticking out
A molar was swollen there was no time for me to pout
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
Dr. Jim, he keeps my smile bright now I know that poster was right
My waist line is getting so much smaller since they took out my last molar
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
https://www.soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7389815
The Molar song
I have the best dentists his name is Dr. Jim
He keeps me smiling and wants me to stay trim
There's a poster in his office that explains if you eat slower
Your waist line will be so much smaller
So I had to call the office my jaw was sticking out
A molar was swollen there was no time for me to pout
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
Dr. Jim, he keeps my smile bright now I know that poster was right
My waist line is getting so much smaller since they took out my last molar
Well I had to let them pull out my last molar
Now I am eating so much slower
The poster that I saw I don't think it ment this at all
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
But I am eating slower since I don't have that molar
https://www.soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7389815
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I can’t get the link to work
Copy and paste in browser maybe0 -
Had a dentist once named DR Payne
Cute song , who likes dentists ?
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This is a great song Art, love it,
Thanks for sharing.
Love songs of everyday experiences,
everyone can relate and appreciate what you're saying.
This works,
Sid
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Don't paste in the tag line, Art. Paste the link in the main body of the thread.
Good fun song! Not so much fun at the time I bet!
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Thanks to all for the comments, appreciate that ! With all the trouble I had posting this song I forgot to mentions
This was Band in a Box music , on second thought you all probably knew that . Ha !0 -
Hey there art....great idea, and what a fun song!
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@Art in Ohio! Too funny! Very cute. Love whimsical songs! And I was just at the dentist today but just for a cleaning and check up...seems I'm good to go for a while this time! Anyway, your lyric brought a chuckle or two which is always a good thing!
Renee
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