I Hate Money

Rewritten this fun little ditty a few times over the years. Here's the latest. Needs to be resung; some of the silly woo-hoo-hoo's need to be taken out as I left them out of the lyric. I must've been in one of my silly moods when I sang it last night, but you get the picture. Any feedback is greatly appreciated!

For a listen ===> https://soundcloud.com/reneelachapelle/i-hate-money

I HATE MONEY

[Verse 1]

Tho’ I love the smell of it

And the way it feels in my hands

I can’t stand the thought of it

When I’m losin’ my pants

[Chorus]

I hate money

I hate money

I hate money, money I don’t have

[Verse 2]

There’s just not enough of it

To make the world go around

The mighty men have most of it

Won’t find it in the Lost and Found

[Chorus]

I hate money

I hate money

I hate money, money I don’t have

[Verse 3]

Now, it’s Ramen noodles for breakfast

And it’s Ramen noodles for lunch

And it’s Ramen noodles for supper

Thank goodness I can’t afford brunch!

[Chorus]

I hate money

I hate money

I hate money, money I don’t have

[Verse 1 Repeats]

Tho’ I love the smell of it

And the way it feels in my hands

I can’t stand the thought of it

When I’m losin’ my pants

[Chorus 2x]

I hate money

I hate money

I hate money, money I don’t have

I hate money

I hate money

I hate money, money I don’t have!

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