Spladoosh

A mature song, definitely not written for my kids... or my inner 6 year old self.

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All of this time I’ve been waiting

Holding on to you

It’s been a long afternoon, I’ve been clenching

So I can let loose this poo at home

Spladoosh

Kerplop

I get in and take off my clothes

I prepare the seat for my tush

I relax with a phone or book

And hold back my impulse to push

The longer I hold it and squeeze it back in

The more joy and triumph when the releasing the pin

It may cause discomfort and give you some grief

Just relax and release and feel the relief

There’s no need to rush in the afterglow

No need to put down your book

You just got to mop up your poo-y bum hole

Before flushing, take one last look

And wave goodbye

Spladoosh

Kerplop

Always check there's enough loo roll

Spladoosh

Kerplop