Humor
There's a trailer on the lake across from mine, that has a main trailer and a 10 by 10 shack in the back with a tv in it. When the people comes up here every 6 months or so , them people stay in the shack because they they think the main trailer is haunted by ghosts.
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There's a song to be written about that!
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Haha right0
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Some people are crazy! Or maybe that's me!!! Who can tell?
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ha ha ha , hard to say
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Chad my niebor died yesterday from a concaine over dose
I asked him last week any plans for this weekend ? He said no . I guess he had plans yesterday on leaving planet earth and going to the lake in the sky , He was always grinding his teeth , probably the coke .
I lost my wallet , and I bitched for 2 hours this town is full of thieves , Yesterday an old man drove to my trailer and returned the wallet with 400 dollars in it .
I'll sing The Charms in the studio today at 1pm . Should be fun
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Sorry for your neighbor
Nice surprise on your wallet
Good luck on the song, look forward to hearing it.0 -
Didn't know him that well , but it's always a shock when somebody you kinda know dies , Somebody put a sign out in front of his trailer free firewood , why I have no idea .
Well you just practice singing to the tracks a week before studio day , fairly easy to do . Nail it in about hour , Send dry vocal to
Nashville they mess with it and mix it , maybe add BGV's . The studio is a hour away driving thru beautiful mountains
He's on the road in the summer doing sound for bands at festivals. Gavin is his name that records me . Guys 6" 7 never been married .
We usually catch up on life for 15 minutes then head for the vocal booth lay it down . Listen back fix any mess ups
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There's only 30 mobile homes on this lake half of them are empty , just summer homes
On the end of this dirt road , there's tents about 15 by 20 on stilts , where people camp for the weekend
As the weather warms up, I see more boats going by as I walk my dog and chat with campers .
Clear Lake Calif is the bass capital of the world . These guys spend their whole lives doing these derbies and making maybe 100k on the biggest fish . big fancy boats and trucks
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So Jessie come yesterday to fix my leaning tower of toilet
Somehow Aliens came up in the conversation
He tells me Big Foots real and reports back to his government on Mars on humans
Ok Jessie I guess ya never know I said , cuz he was serious
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My friend has a skin tag , Apparently only 23 people have them
It's basically growing a tail . So I told him will put you in a circus and charge 50 bucks to view that tail
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haha...sounds gross.
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I told him maybe your turning into a monkey , You were one million years ago
He didn't like that , He's Jewish
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Bob next door has cancer of the mouth . The doctor gave him to options . Cut your tongue out and will build you a new one
Or radiation . He said fuck you your not cutting my tongue out this is not Medieval Times . Since he's a Viet Nam vet is why he mentioned Medieval times and the army cutting out your tongue.
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probably the 2nd worse place to amputate. not only would you talk funny, you couldn't taste anything.
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Well the military does it for free , I guess thats some comfort since medical bills are crazy
He's going radiation , WTF cut my tongue out / Life
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Measuring this job I was sure I got all the cuts right . I think what happened the phone in notes says cancel or redo
I think it erased 17 six inches . So I lost 400 bucks on ordering more carpet
What I was worried about its a piano studio and 14 grand pianos brought up there
But she fine and the missing room can have the piano later . I would not like to carry a grand piano 2 flights of stairs
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They say "even paranoics have enemies." They're only crazy if there aren't any ghosts.
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She got her 14 pianos and I cringed watching 4 men carry grand pianos up 2 flights of stairs
Then the tension was off and I played a few chords on the piano
She can now open teaching 150 kids how to play piano . Her rent must be at least 10k a month in San francisco
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When I got check for $3900.00 last Friday , I said praise the lord . Then we went off on a evolution discussion
The girl at the bank screwed me for 2k in 2 years . I have to watch her . Banks are corrupt and will steal your money
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Why do old people wake up at 330 am ? they say cuz we only have so many years left
Bit of a cliché I'v been doing this since I was 18
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Would I rather move to Asia in a house I have there ?
Or stay here in this ression were in on MAGA ?
Good questions , I don't have good answers
You would think after 40 billion years of Evolution the cavemen would of died off
But apparently fights wars the stupid cave man is still here
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I make some decent money but barely make it . But there's Trevor that works at Shell gas station with 6 kids . Not sure how he does that
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They say a dog is a senior at 11 years old
My dog loves long walks jumping on the bed a couch. plenty of energy
She does not fit the googles idea of a old dog
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My dog is 14 and isn't likely to make 15. He really acts like an old dog now. But he's still got a wag in his tail and an appetite.
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My wife who is olive complexion puts whiter on her face to look white
She soaks walnuts in water before she eats them
There is no reason to ask women why you do things like they do
They will not make sense and your wasting your time
The best you can hope for she will not discover 600.00 to Nashville for a song
Then all that work on a new lie , like thats for charity
Well old men tell stories , young people tell lies
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When you walk the dog always bring 2 bags , It could be a double pooper run
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You send my ATM card to what address and it got activated . Well not by me . You bankers are stupid
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You guys want 20 bucks for a pack of smokes in San Fran ? What are you the Cartel ? Why is that bridge 9 bucks to cross are you painting it with gold flakes . Whose Mansion am I paying for . Yeah Yeah Yeah Alcatraz , seen it 4 billion times . Are you people flying over from France to see that crumbling island . Yes thats a cable car , take a picture . Drive up 100 miles to Napa to get drunk in wineries on a bus . Don't you people have a hobby ? Why don't you rename it to alcoholic anonymous
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So this college boy customer and college boss spend 6k on a structural engineer to see if my plan would work
So they avoid my plan and go with there genius idea . Well there plan failed , Now its back to mine
So they said we should have went with your plan in the first place
Well my bit my tougue and didn't say your both idiots
I just said well things happen . Lets fix this job
So the boss had a colonoscopy.... I said did a lady boy do the produce ?
Well he didn't think it was funny . Sometimes I got a real bad habit with humor and business
There concern is will make noise , Well were not ballerinas . They kinda nodded . I guess that makes sense
Gee ya think , it's construction . Well I didn't say that .
You know I sometimes regret not going to college , Then I talk to these genius'es , You know maybe not their idiots
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The college boy customer was very logical and excepted my terms on finishing his job
He did ask would theses rolls of rubber crash thru his floor to underneath , I said no you could put a circus Elephant on your floor and it can handle it , We had a good laugh and his job will be completed
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