Stuffing Balls

A couple of years back my son challenged me to write a Christmas song. We share the same sense of mischief so I came up with this. My wife thinks it's appalling and tasteless, but I don't care!! This is a remake of my original effort, recorded live in the studio with some of my friends.

Happy Christmas!!

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Stuffing Balls

There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a turkey

The sky maybe blue when you look out your pen

There’s a horror story going round the farmyard

Not looking good for you and all your friends


There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a chicken

KFC has never been a blast

But mash and roast potatoes and lumpy gravy

with sage and onion stuffing up yer ***


Santa’s split his difference up the chimney

Rudolf doesn’t give a **** at all

No presents round the tree on Christmas morning

No brussel sprouts and there’s no stuffing balls


There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a pheasant

Gonna pluck your feathers each and every one

You were the most aristocratic game bird

Now victim of a pheasant pluckers son


Santa’s split his difference up the chimney

Rudolf doesn’t give a **** at all

No presents round the tree on Christmas morning

No brussel sprouts and there’s no stuffing balls

Comments

  • Nice! Just got to have some fun sometimes! 😂

    Nicely done just the same!

  • HI Chris,

    Very fun song, indeed!

    From the start, the vibe of the song is filled with the Holiday feeling.

    Your guitar playing is so lovely, especially the solo part.

    Well done on the lyrics, and the singing, I love it!!!

    Thanks for this beauty.

    Rene

  • slooky
    slooky st. catharines

    sounds great Chris! funny

  • Smoooooooooth.

    Great song. Puts a big smile on my face ☺️

  • I remember this. A very fun song well done! Love the guitar solo - lovely.

  • Hola @ChrisPrice

    Your Christmas song is great, a description of reality seen from the point of view of those we eat!!!! And it's true, Christmas trees are silent witnesses of things, sometimes terrible, that happen around them hahaha😎

    I loved it, it's a funny but cruel song😇 hahaha just kidding!!

    Your voice here has a few different twists and I like that, as always very good work. I love the choirs. oooooo oooo oooo


    Felices Fiestas!!!!!

  • dchip
    dchip New Zealand

    A funny birds eye view of Christmas. I love it.

    Merry Christmas.

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