Stuffing Balls
A couple of years back my son challenged me to write a Christmas song. We share the same sense of mischief so I came up with this. My wife thinks it's appalling and tasteless, but I don't care!! This is a remake of my original effort, recorded live in the studio with some of my friends.
Happy Christmas!!
https://audiomack.com/song/c-m-pricelivecouk/stuffing-balls-151222?key=stuffingballs
Stuffing Balls
There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a turkey
The sky maybe blue when you look out your pen
There’s a horror story going round the farmyard
Not looking good for you and all your friends
There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a chicken
KFC has never been a blast
But mash and roast potatoes and lumpy gravy
with sage and onion stuffing up yer ***
Santa’s split his difference up the chimney
Rudolf doesn’t give a **** at all
No presents round the tree on Christmas morning
No brussel sprouts and there’s no stuffing balls
There’s no fun at Christmas if you’re a pheasant
Gonna pluck your feathers each and every one
You were the most aristocratic game bird
Now victim of a pheasant pluckers son
Santa’s split his difference up the chimney
Rudolf doesn’t give a **** at all
No presents round the tree on Christmas morning
No brussel sprouts and there’s no stuffing balls
Comments
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Nice! Just got to have some fun sometimes! 😂
Nicely done just the same!
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HI Chris,
Very fun song, indeed!
From the start, the vibe of the song is filled with the Holiday feeling.
Your guitar playing is so lovely, especially the solo part.
Well done on the lyrics, and the singing, I love it!!!
Thanks for this beauty.
Rene
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sounds great Chris! funny
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Smoooooooooth.
Great song. Puts a big smile on my face ☺️
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I remember this. A very fun song well done! Love the guitar solo - lovely.
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Hola @ChrisPrice
Your Christmas song is great, a description of reality seen from the point of view of those we eat!!!! And it's true, Christmas trees are silent witnesses of things, sometimes terrible, that happen around them hahaha😎
I loved it, it's a funny but cruel song😇 hahaha just kidding!!
Your voice here has a few different twists and I like that, as always very good work. I love the choirs. oooooo oooo oooo
Felices Fiestas!!!!!
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A funny birds eye view of Christmas. I love it.
Merry Christmas.
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Howdy, Stranger!