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There's a trailer on the lake across from mine, that has a main trailer and a 10 by 10 shack in the back with a tv in it. When the people comes up here every 6 months or so , them people stay in the shack because they they think the main trailer is haunted by ghosts.
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There's a song to be written about that!
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Haha right0
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Some people are crazy! Or maybe that's me!!! Who can tell?
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ha ha ha , hard to say
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Chad my niebor died yesterday from a concaine over dose
I asked him last week any plans for this weekend ? He said no . I guess he had plans yesterday on leaving planet earth and going to the lake in the sky , He was always grinding his teeth , probably the coke .
I lost my wallet , and I bitched for 2 hours this town is full of thieves , Yesterday an old man drove to my trailer and returned the wallet with 400 dollars in it .
I'll sing The Charms in the studio today at 1pm . Should be fun
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Sorry for your neighbor
Nice surprise on your wallet
Good luck on the song, look forward to hearing it.0 -
Didn't know him that well , but it's always a shock when somebody you kinda know dies , Somebody put a sign out in front of his trailer free firewood , why I have no idea .
Well you just practice singing to the tracks a week before studio day , fairly easy to do . Nail it in about hour , Send dry vocal to
Nashville they mess with it and mix it , maybe add BGV's . The studio is a hour away driving thru beautiful mountains
He's on the road in the summer doing sound for bands at festivals. Gavin is his name that records me . Guys 6" 7 never been married .
We usually catch up on life for 15 minutes then head for the vocal booth lay it down . Listen back fix any mess ups
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There's only 30 mobile homes on this lake half of them are empty , just summer homes
On the end of this dirt road , there's tents about 15 by 20 on stilts , where people camp for the weekend
As the weather warms up, I see more boats going by as I walk my dog and chat with campers .
Clear Lake Calif is the bass capital of the world . These guys spend their whole lives doing these derbies and making maybe 100k on the biggest fish . big fancy boats and trucks
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So Jessie come yesterday to fix my leaning tower of toilet
Somehow Aliens came up in the conversation
He tells me Big Foots real and reports back to his government on Mars on humans
Ok Jessie I guess ya never know I said , cuz he was serious
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My friend has a skin tag , Apparently only 23 people have them
It's basically growing a tail . So I told him will put you in a circus and charge 50 bucks to view that tail
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haha...sounds gross.
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I told him maybe your turning into a monkey , You were one million years ago
He didn't like that , He's Jewish
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Bob next door has cancer of the mouth . The doctor gave him to options . Cut your tongue out and will build you a new one
Or radiation . He said fuck you your not cutting my tongue out this is not Medieval Times . Since he's a Viet Nam vet is why he mentioned Medieval times and the army cutting out your tongue.
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probably the 2nd worse place to amputate. not only would you talk funny, you couldn't taste anything.
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Well the military does it for free , I guess thats some comfort since medical bills are crazy
He's going radiation , WTF cut my tongue out / Life
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Measuring this job I was sure I got all the cuts right . I think what happened the phone in notes says cancel or redo
I think it erased 17 six inches . So I lost 400 bucks on ordering more carpet
What I was worried about its a piano studio and 14 grand pianos brought up there
But she fine and the missing room can have the piano later . I would not like to carry a grand piano 2 flights of stairs
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They say "even paranoics have enemies." They're only crazy if there aren't any ghosts.
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She got her 14 pianos and I cringed watching 4 men carry grand pianos up 2 flights of stairs
Then the tension was off and I played a few chords on the piano
She can now open teaching 150 kids how to play piano . Her rent must be at least 10k a month in San francisco
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When I got check for $3900.00 last Friday , I said praise the lord . Then we went off on a evolution discussion
The girl at the bank screwed me for 2k in 2 years . I have to watch her . Banks are corrupt and will steal your money
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Why do old people wake up at 330 am ? they say cuz we only have so many years left
Bit of a cliché I'v been doing this since I was 18
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Would I rather move to Asia in a house I have there ?
Or stay here in this ression were in on MAGA ?
Good questions , I don't have good answers
You would think after 40 billion years of Evolution the cavemen would of died off
But apparently fights wars the stupid cave man is still here
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