Women Drivers
Something just for fun...
https://suno.com/s/MUh3apANvNTDae08
Women Drivers
On my way to work this morning
Cruisin' down the interstate
I glanced over to my left
And there was a woman there
In a brand-new shinny Cadillac
Doing sixty-five miles per hour
Face up next to her rear view mirror
Puttin' her eyeliner on
I looked away for just a second...
Tryin' to finish my shavin'
And when I looked back again
She was half in my lane
Still working hard on her makeup
Now I don't scare easily
But she scared me half to death
I had to buckle up real fast
I dropped my electric shaver
Knocking the donut from my hand
In all that sudden chaos
Tryin' to keep the car straight
I was using my knees
Against the steering wheel
It knocked my cell phone
Right outta my ear
It fell right into my coffee
Right between my legs
Splashed and burned
Big Jim and the twins
Ruined my brand-new phone
Soaking my pants clean through
Dropped an important business call
Damn women drivers
Comments
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😂🤣- ok. this is why titles can be deceptive. Not where I thought it was going. this is brilliant :)
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Thanks Bill.....I thought it might be funny😛 not so sure about brilliant.
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ha ha ha , very relatable
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Funny, I like the twist. the whistling holds it all together.
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Thanks Elvis... I live in Arkansas...nowhere close to an interstate..
Thanks Muskie, Glad you took a listen.
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Love it. Love the tongue in cheek nature of it. Nothing to put off our better halves there!
If you wanted to take if further I think a rhyming scheme would really add to it, It's the sort of song that feels to me like it should have one.
It certainly is good fun!
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Thanks Owen.... I might go back and see about a bit of a rewrite... if I do I'll repost it...
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the old , better halves there cliche , are they really ?
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@ElvisNash Mine is!
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Well my wife thought it was funny..... but she said it wasn't about me, cause I don't drink coffee and I still have an old flip phone.
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ha ha ha. they're the better half in divorce court . of course you'd say that Owen your mister rogers
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Funny stuff, Tex....Love it!
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Thanks Tom, glade you took the time to listen.
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Ha ha..Only just seen this one. It's great - not what I was expecting at all. I do hope the burns to your err - how do I put it - didn't cause any long term damage and put you out of action for too long! A cool song!!😁
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Thanks Chris...happy you took the time to listen...
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