Orange Jesus
https://suno.com/song/15937608-0c21-4ce9-a30a-040feb8a4f05
Verse 1
Saw a pickup preachin’ louder than the AM dial
Bumper stickers stacked like a trial by fire
Talk radio prophets, flags in the bed
Sayin’ God wears red, white, blue… and spray-tan instead
Mama says hush, don’t start nothin’ tonight
But the jukebox is loud and the beer’s feelin’ brave
Every sermon needs a savior
Every bar needs a fight
Pre-Chorus
They don’t need proof, don’t need facts
Just a microphone and a devil to smack
Chorus
They found Orange Jesus in a golf-course suit
Turned a businessman into absolute truth
Walks on tweets, turns rage into wine
Says “Trust me, brother, I been right every time”
Yeah, the blind lead the loud, the loud lead the lost
They’ll nail you to a cross just to prove a point
Say grace with a fist and a middle-finger thesis
All hail, amen — Orange Jesus
Verse 2
Got a bible on the dash, never cracked the spine
Got a cross on the mirror, judgment in their eyes
They pray for mercy but vote for war
Say love thy neighbor, then lock the door
Sermons dressed up as cable news
Faith measured out in winning and losing
If you doubt the word, you’re the enemy
If you question the king, you’re blasphemy
Pre-Chorus
It ain’t about God, it ain’t about right
It’s about feelin’ chosen in a barroom fight
Chorus
They found Orange Jesus in a gold-leaf lie
Said the rich get richer ’cause the poor don’t try
Breaks commandments, sells it as strength
Says humility’s weak, but vengeance ain’t
Yeah, the loud clap louder, the truth gets bruised
They’ll burn the book just to win the feud
Wrap hate in a flag, call it freedom of speech, yeah
All hail, amen — Orange Jesus
Bridge
I ain’t holy, I ain’t clean
I don’t need a king to tell me what I mean
If God’s real, He’s shakin’ His head
Watchin’ men use His name to place their bets
Half-Chorus (drop it down)
Yeah, I’ll take my chances with the flawed and the free
Over saints with a sponsor and a messiah on TV
Final Chorus
They found Orange Jesus, bigger than God
Forgives every sin soon as you nod
Truth’s just a rumor, power’s the prize
And faith’s just a tool when it’s televised
Yeah, love gets lost when fear’s the thesis
But don’t blame heaven — blame the preachers
I’ll keep my soul, you keep your pieces
You can have your king — Orange Jesus
Outro (spoken / sung)
Buy one get one free salvation tonight.
No refunds. No returns.
God bless… probably.
Comments
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I am my own God ;)... I think more of a country gospel would sound better, but that's me :)
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Who Trump ? pretty much . Well its outlaw with attitude
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Just the song and politics aside, I liked the sound of the 1st verse the best, as it has a Johnny Cash vibe for me.
Every line has bite to it, they rhyme, they're creative and not predictable, theme is consistent though out the song.
"Yeah, the blind lead the loud, the loud lead the lost" Great line, good job turning a cliche into something new.
well written.
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its humorous , I'm not much into politics
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No, me personally. I am my own god.
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That works also , Look at Trump . You cross him your done . Well I really hate politics , its just a hook Chris came up with , so I wrote it
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Just heard this. My next offering here will be the song I recorded late last year which also features the Orange Jesus. Not in the title, but similar sentiments.
Loving this. It's getting harder to work out how much is Suno and how much is you, but I know a good song when I hear one.
Taken with a pinch of salt. I'm not really into politics, though the orange man doesn't impress me much!
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Just a funny song , You wrote the hook , I just finished it . You can't avoid politics , it's everywhere . When you turn on your phone , theres Trump
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You've been asking this same question for 8 months , Suno is a demo . If I feel the song is strong enough , I pay the 700.00 do record it
Yes Chris the melody is stolen from session players , Nothing has changed . What has changed some writers take advantage of it .
Here's what's going on with writers that give Suno a melody , they feel a little less guilty for using Suno
We did not invent Suno , Its the signs of the times
Back to humor cuz life is Comedy Central
A black van is going to pull next to you, as you're walking out of the liquor store and away you go, never to be heard from again.. probably lol
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That's cos I've been wondering for 8 months!! I've nothing against Suno really - it's just not for me. But I get what you're doing.
I'll watch out for that black van!!😁
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Right the black van Never see it coming like the cartel lol0
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Yeah but I wrote it , So thats difference Tom . I'm surprised no one wrote that hook on that asshole , but me . Thats a great hook . Walk in a veterans hospital , that prick made his pic look like Jesus. That aint no lie , walk in there WTF. I told the other Vet that looks like god damn Jesus , yeah it does. The FBI will probably kid nap my dog for saying that , We have eyes on you boy, No sense of humor for presidents
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I can't stop laughing at the title to get through the song's meaning. LMBO.
Love the melody and songwriting.
You amaze me! lol.
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ha ha ha
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