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 Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2019 10:14 am
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Why do pigs crap and oink and wallow in the mud?
Don't you think they'd get so tired of bathing in that crud?
For pigs and hogs are all the same, we know them all by nature
And for their deeds and way of life, this is their nomenclature

you nasty stinking pigs and hogs, stay far away from me
for all you do is crap and oink and then you take a pee
the only thing you are good for is feed us from your ham
your flesh we eat Thanksgiving day, and we do eat some lamb

just stay there on the farm or I will burn you in a fire!
For we are not like pigs and hogs who wallow in the mire
but deep within the hearts of pigs, this is their one desire
to be a nasty animal, to not be any higher

than decent human beings that would never ever be
As nasty as a pig or hog, the animals indeed
Providing ham thanksgiving day, the thing good about you
but otherwise like cookoo birds, so crazy then who flew!

And if a pig could fly up there into the sky above
they'd probably all crap on us just like the common dove
Yes I am glad they can not fly, I know it will not be
For pigs or hogs to do those things, would surely bother me


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 Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2019 01:14 pm
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Is this one funny enough???:Taz:



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 Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2019 08:17 pm
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Let us keep the smelly pigs in the front row! Ha, ha, ha:Guitarman1:



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 Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2019 08:44 pm
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Marty to me this reads as a poem not a song. Versus 2 and 4 rhyming scheme seem to be forced at the end as well.



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 Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2019 10:30 pm
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Ham it up! :zorroface



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 Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2019 01:10 am
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:cool:



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They can't help it.. they just want to hog all the credit. One thing about pigs.. they are not very loyal.. they'll all squeal on one another:P

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 Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2019 10:32 am
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Very witty sir!!!;)



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Hi Marty,

I loved the irreverence, and total lack of respect for anything porcine.

Lots of fun.

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