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 Posted: Fri Jan 11th, 2019 07:30 am
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Marty Ray Boone

Joined: Mon Oct 24th, 2011
Location: Fort Mill, South Carolina USA
Posts: 870
Favorite Artist: "Rev.Jimmy Swaggart" "Owen Hovenden" Kerry Boone
I am a: Singer/Songwriter/Musician
The boogey Man is coming to make you laugh so hard
that you will go right out there and crap upon the yard!
The dogs that see you crapping, will shake their heads in shame
To see a human being, like dogs to do the same!

And if they see you peeing on fire hydrants too
they'll know you have a screw loose
a brain that is unglued
Come join this crazy party

Just have a drink or two
And smoke some marijuana
Way back I had a few
Of joints when I was younger
But now here in old age
to have that kind of party
Would drive me so insane!

This nutty old Man Marty
who wants to make you laugh
the leader of the party
the never ending path

To find your end just laughing
For life is but a dream
I hope this wondrous party
Has made you all to scream!

Let's all get up and dance now
Let's sing a song or two
My name for all you people
Is mister Biff Magoo!

A clown and buffoon roaring
Within the night that's here
So let's go to a bar now
And drink up all their beer!

Oh, ha, ha ,ha you people
Oh, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee
To tell the truth I'm saying
It's time to take a pee!

copyright Friday, January 11th, 2019.

P.S. I wrote this right after listening to the foul mouthed comedian, named George Carlin! WOW, Life is a gas isn't it?


Marty Ray Boone, now seeking God's will for my life and asking if I may serve him as a gospel bass singer and singer of harmonies in that form of music! I thank Holy God for my voice! Near perfect pitch as well, guidance for my fingers on that piano, AMEN
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 Posted: Fri Jan 11th, 2019 06:34 pm
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Joined: Tue Nov 27th, 2018
Location: Poughkeepsie, New York USA
Posts: 585
Favorite Artist: Queen, Tom Petty, Metallica, Kansas, Guns N' Roses
I am a: Songwriter
Mmm Marty. I do enjoy your humorous songs. Sometimes they make me laugh. Sometimes they pick me up on a hard day. But, I think this was a little too off the deep end for me. I will await a new fun filled song (I hope not too far away). Enjoy :)

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