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 Posted: Wed Jan 13th, 2021 12:06 pm
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derrickhand300



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In my mind I have #TylerChilders singing this to a melody like #WhitehouseRoad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVrDud1gZM&list=RDooj1QCxd88w&index=24

No Need Callin' Mama
(Verse 1)
When travelin' across western Oklahoma
Keep on 'til you reach that Texas line
Don't even stop for fuel
Unless you plan on doin' time

Beckham County good ol' boys
Always dyin' to stop and say "hello"
Then there gonna search your car
No plans on lettin' you go

They're sure to find something,
Even if it was never there
Gathering up the "evidence"
Pulled out of thin air

(Chorus)
"Come On Vacation-Leave On Probation "
They ought to put it on a sign
Stake it in the grass along I-40
At The Beckham County Line

DA's gonna get her Court Costs
Lawyers' gonna get his fees
No need callin' mama
She aint got the keys

(Verse 2)
Dont waste no time worrying about
All they plant from their trunk
It wont matter none tonight
Your sleep'n on the top bunk

Now take my warning serious
I'm writing from a cell
Don't stop in Beckham County
Unless you're lookin for the jail

(Chorus)
"Come On Vacation-Leave On Probation "
They ought to put it on a sign
Stake it in the grass along I-40
At The Beckham County Line

DA's gonna get her Court Costs
Lawyers' gonna get his fees
No need callin' mama
She aint got the keys

Last edited on Sat Jan 16th, 2021 01:06 pm by derrickhand300



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