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 Posted: Sat Apr 20th, 2019 04:54 pm
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Joined: Wed Jul 18th, 2012
Location: Portland, Oregon USA
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A man walks into a diner and says, "I'll have a dry turkey sandwich, very dry, on day old bread with wilted lettuce, runny tomatoes, and rancid mayonnaise"

The waiter said, "sir, I couldn't possibly serve you something like that!"

He said, "Why not? You did yesterday!

You did yesterday! Is this thing on?

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal.

Last edited on Sat Apr 20th, 2019 04:54 pm by LongShadows

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